We are not a couple

Basado en hechos reales.
Se que decir que decir que no me pasó a mí sino a un amigo suena como una excusa trillada, pero es verdad, esta es una recreación de algo que le sucedió a unos amigos míos...

English:
Based on a true story.
I am aware that to say that this did not happen to me but to a friend sounds like an trite excuse, but is true, this is a recreation of something that happened to a couple of friends of mine ...

Blonde: What a lovely couple are you two!
Brunette: ¿Eh?... We are not a couple
Brunette: He is more like a little and gay brother to me
Blonde: Is that normal?
Brunette: Yep, he recovers after a while
Guy: Buaaah! O God, why you hate me so much? Buaaah!